COUPON
GRANDMA

KOSTCO KLONE

GETTING THE CARTS READY...
BUDGET LEFT
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TIME
3:00
CART 🛒
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⚡ SPEED
🧲 MAGNET
💰 DOUBLE
❄️ FREEZE
🪪 BASIC MEMBER
🟢 FREE ROAM
🍔 HUNGER METER😊
SATISFIED
💩 TURD METER💩
LOADED
🚨 GET TO BATHROOM! 🚨
🚻 USE THE BATHROOM! [E]
🚻 REGULAR STALL
💩 PUSH! 💩
Mash the button to push it out!
READY TO PUSH
Press [E] or tap PUSH to sit down
STAMINA
☠️ KAREN RAGE
🛒 SHOPPING LIST
COUPON
GRANDMA
KOSTCO KLONE

3 minutes. Grab every coupon before Karen does. Taste free samples for powerups. Watch out for the Fat Blocker — she WILL get in your way.

😤
KAREN
Aggressive. Steals coupons. Calls the manager.
🍕
BIG MIKE
Slow but determined. Blocks aisles. Loves samples.
🛒
LINDA
Slow. Annoying. Parks her cart in your way.
🛵
EDITH
Mobility scooter. BEEP BEEP. She will run you over.
🎸
ROCCO
Rock n roller. Fast. Steals coupons. Does air guitar.
📋
THE MANAGER
Karen calls him. He voids your coupons. RUN.
WASDMove MOUSELook around E / SPACEGrab coupon or sample SHIFTRun (drains stamina) ESCPause

Click to lock mouse · Mobile: joystick + swipe to look

CHOOSE YOUR
ADVENTURE
⏱️
COUPON RUSH
3 minutes. Grab every coupon before Karen does. Beat the clock. Race to checkout for a bonus multiplier. Earn XP for your membership.
COMPETITIVE MODE
🛒
FREE ROAM
No timer. No pressure. Explore the whole store, visit every department, hang out at the food court, and eat hot dogs until you feel sick.
SANDBOX MODE
🌭
HOT DOG CONTEST
How many $1.50 hot dogs can you eat in 60 seconds? Tap as fast as you can. Beat the record. Earn your place in history.
MINI GAME
🏆 MEMBERSHIP
STATUS

Earn XP by saving money. Higher tiers = better coupon deals & food court discounts!

🌭 FOOD COURT
THE $1.50 HOT DOG IS LEGENDARY
$0.00 to spend
Order total: $0.00
RECEIPT
TIME!
CLICK TO LOCK MOUSE
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